Stupidity = Worst Win ever
Freshman Summer League
Team A up three with ball out of bounds. 8 Seconds left.
Team B makes 5 subs. (Defense for Offense presumably as coach is screaming that they need a 5 second call or a jump ball.)
Ball is entered to A2. B2 goes to grab the ball, A2 pivots away. B2 two hands A2 out of bounds into the bleachers.
Partner blows unsportsmanlike on B2.
A2 sits up and fires ball drilling B2 in the back.
I call tech on A2 and we both step between the players sending them to their benches while we sort out the fouls.
As they are walking off Coach A runs out and gets in the face of B2 calling him dirty and saying he should be ashamed of himself and thrown off his team. We get coach A back to his bench and tech him as well. He loses it when we tech him and calls us cheaters and homers. Tech 2, Ejection.
Sub for A2 (A6) now gets 2 free throws. (Tech was A2's fifth foul.) Misses both.
B1 as chosen by the coach gets to shoot 6 free throws going 6 for 6.
B team gets to inbound the ball. Confused A team lets the clock expire losing by 3.
Thoughts? Comments? Did we get it all right???
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Coach: Hey ref I'll make sure you can get out of here right after the game!
Me: Thanks, but why the big rush.
Coach: Oh I thought you must have a big date . . .we're not the only ones your planning on F$%&ing tonite are we!
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