A few years back, I was working a two man V-Boys game, the one coach was all caught up in the game and his kids were playing at a higher level than I had seen them earlier. His team is leading by 2 points with 30-some seconds to go and he asks for a time out.
I asked "Coach what would you like?"
He replied, "What I would really like is a beer!"
"No coach a full or 30!"
"Ok, give me a full!"
I didn't laugh at the time, but looking back I chuckle.