Now that would fit in perfectly with my smartazz, sarcastic nature!!! I love that line, and the reaction from the coach would probably earn him/her a free trip out of the gym!!!
OT - My first year on varsity, I had a coach yell at me "You can't call that!!" I said, "Yes I can, I just did" On an unrelated note, soon after that interaction, I issued my first technical foul on the varsity level. Since then I have worked hard on the internal filter
