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Originally Posted by BillyMac
I tried to mark the doorpost of my home with the blood of a spring lamb, but the Humane Society people found out and tried to have me put in jail. I talked my way out of jail by telling them that if it was alright for the Sherman Williams people to pour the blood of a spring lamb all over the entire planet, then it should be alright for me to put just a little on my doorpost.
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The Humane Society? I'd think it would be the National Association for the Prevention of Really Really Bad Interior Decorating!