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1 - A2 has a heel or foot out of bounds.
2 - B1 has collapsed and is at immediate risk by A2.
3 - 3 second violation is being called.
4 - Off the ball foul is being called.
5- Table error needs to be corrected (illegal sub, shot clock issue, etc)
6 - A baby has ventured out onto the floor.
7 - Hot mom has said she loves it when you blow you whistle.
8 - Coach for team A has been griping all night that you need to blow your whistle more.
9 - I'm friends with the NBA ref's bookie's and have some solid money on the spread in this one.
10 - I secretly plan everygame which team and kids in particular I'm going to cheat and have it out for A2 so this is an ideal time to give the fans what they came to see.
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Coach: Hey ref I'll make sure you can get out of here right after the game!
Me: Thanks, but why the big rush.
Coach: Oh I thought you must have a big date . . .we're not the only ones your planning on F$%&ing tonite are we!
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