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Proposed 9-7-4

At each game, one parent shall be selected as the designated three-second counter. Such parent's responsibilities shall be to loudly yell "One! Two! Three!" whenever the basketball is in the area bounded by the free throw lane and the endline. Such counting shall continue irrespective of player or team control or try for goal. The designated three-second counter shall not suspend such count for any reason while the ball remains in the specified area. Upon the designated three-second counter reaching the count of three, the official shall immediately stop time and award possession to the team whose front court is at the opposite end, without regard for anything happening on the court at the time the count of Three! is reached.