"I see it, coach, but I'm not going to blow dead a fast break"
"Not even for blood? For Pete's sake, what if it gets on the other players?!!"
"Well, she doesn't have to stand right there in the middle of the key, she could wait over here by the sideline"
"You're going to punish us becuase she's bleeding?"
"No, but I'm also not going to punish your opponent!.... okay, they missed the shot, and you've got the ball, now, let's get her out."
"Oh, so you'll blow dead OUR fast break?"
"Coach that's the rule, as you well know"
(Thinking quietly, "Sheez, Louise, this guy puts the howl into the howler monkey!")
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