I had a hot mommy doing the scorebook at a local 7th/8th grade rec league. Her facial expressions were great. Big smiles when the fouls were on the other team and shaking head plus grimaces when they were on her son's team.
I know I should have said something, but the expressions were straight out of a well acted porno movie.

The inner dog within me just enjoyed my scorekeeper.
I felt so ...dirty.