Hmmmm.....Head Cheese to Head Rat....
Remember - be a good example. Whatever you do, your players will perceive as being acceptable.
JJ
PS Just what DID you do to get this "honor"? I remember when Michael Jordan gave up basketball to ride the bus and play minor league baseball, and rumor had it that was punishment for something or other...for you to switch from umpire to coach you must've done something REALLY REALLY bad...