The point is, genius, that you are posting on a forum for umpires. We use this forum to discuss the rules and mechanics of officiating the game of softball. Rarely (ok, ocassionally, no, sometimes
) do we stray from those subjects.
As was stated above, we don't care about what bat you use or how far it hits the ball, as long as it is legal.
I'm sure that there are several other sites for softball players where your post would be more than welcome.