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If I were King for a Day, until someone wakes up:
The introduction of the FED book would say:
"The game of basketball is to be played by teams of up to 10 players per side. In any scholastic basketball contest, the only people allowed in the playing facility are the players for each team, a scoreboard operator, two scorekeepers, three officials, one school administrator, and one trainer. When a player fouls out or is ejected from the game, he or she is to be escorted from the playing area by an administrator to his or her team's locker room.
All fans are to be seated in a room on the other side of the school where their loud and obnoxious behavior and attitudes can be shared among themselves. Home fans will watch the game on TV from a large room, visiting fans will watch the game on TV from a smaller room, wth a wall between the two sets of fans.
There shall be a limit of one head coach and one assistant coach per team. Coaches will have to sit in the locker rooms, and will only be allowed to communicate with their teams in the locker room before the start of the game and at halftime. They will watch the game on TV in their team's locker room and cannot communicate with either team during play in the game."
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