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GV game monday. Home team is pathetic. The winning JV team on Wednesday would boat race them. HC not happy. 1:30 into the first quarter he calls a Full time out. 3:00 minutes later he calls his second.
About 2:00 later one of his girls comes up to me and says, "Can I have a time out?" :eeek: Sure. Tweet! "Time OUt White. #4. 30 seconds."
Head Coach says"WHAT!!!!!!!! I didn't call a time out!"
"No coach your #4 did."
Turns out #4 wasn't asking for a time out but wanted an Officials time out to tie her shoe. He wanted to argue that I should not have granted it. I askled him, "Coach exactly what did you say to me when I granted your first time out? 'Can I have a time out?' Thats exactly what she said. As I constantly explain to my wife, I'm not a mind reader."
He did smile at that.
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"I'll talk to the organ grinder, but NOT the monkey."
--- Famous Cleveland area official to HC
"I Love Officiating so much, I do it for free. However, I charge for all the crap I take."
--- Me
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