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			Fan:  "Hey Ref, which kid out there is your son?" 
 
A has 7 fouls.  B has 2.  B's coach after I call the 3rd foul on B:  "Do you realize the fouls are 8-2?"  
 
Saturday, I worked Fr and JV girls, watched the girls V then worked Fr and JV boys at the same school.  Fan who had sat thru 5 games so far..."Hey Ref, 4 games are too many!"  I almost said "You are tellin me!!" 
 
Coach:  "You and your partner need to get on the same page".  My partner and I talked about it in the locker room...lets see...we got there at the same time.  We dressed alike.  We both had whistles and occaisonally blew them.  We both used a fist for a foul and an open hand for a violation.  We both wore black socks and shoes.  We both had short hair.  We both have a slight beer gut. (no comments from the peanut gallery JR)  
 
How much more on the same page we can be!! 
 
 
 
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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