You know who I used to really like? Bill Saluga doing his Raymond J. Johnson, Jr. schtick. "You can call me Ray, or you can call me J, or you can call me Johnny, or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me Junie, or you can call me Ray J, or you can call me RJ, or you can call me RJJ, or you can call me RJJ, Jr....but ya doesn't hasta call me
JOHNSON!