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Originally Posted by grunewar
I had a partner once tell 7th grade girls captains he had put a silver dollar on the back of the rim and the first one to jump up and get it could keep it.
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Gimme the ball,
I'll go one-on-one against the world, left-handed,
I could stuff it from center court with my toes,
I could jump on top of the backboard, take off a quarter, leave fifteen cents change,
I could dribble behind my back,
I got more moves than Ex-Lax,
I'm bad,
I could dribble with my tongue,
Here I go down court, try to stop me,
You can't stop me 'cause I got a Basketball Jones,
Here I come,
That's my hook shot with my eyebrow,
Yeah, I could dunk it with my nose,
I'm bad as King Kong,
Gimme the ball I'm hot.