I love it when people who disagree because I have an opinion pretned that they have no opinions.
I think that Combovers would be great for anyone-especially an umpire.
Afros? Sure, why not?
The truth is that
you have standards that a lot of umpires think are silly. You probably shine your shoes, right? We all know that there are thousands that do not. You wear your shin guards inside your pants, right? How many chuckleheads do not do that? How many around North America wear shorts? Dirty, sweat stained hats? No matter what standards that
you have for appearance, there are some out there who would disagree with you just as there are some that disagree with my opinion that long hair and earrings are bad ideas for an umpire.