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Old Sat Aug 08, 2009, 08:28pm
BellevueUMp BellevueUMp is offline
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Originally Posted by kylejt View Post
Well done, mate!

As the Dad of a teenage daughter, may I suggest one of these, for your future.

The Remington 870 is a classic, and parked beside the front door it keeps the young men at arms length.

Let me add my congratulations to all the others. As the father of two (now grown) daughters, I'll second the above, but if you can't get a home-defense-style shotgun, a double-barrel is a good alternative.

If you want to truly complete the effect, when a young man comes by to pick her up for their first date, when they get ready to leave, wish them a fun evening and then lean down and quietly tell him the Magic Words:


"Just remember, I'm not afraid to go back to prison."

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