A few weeks ago, as my partner and I were changing, campus security came up to us and gave us their number to call to get into the locker room. I was thinking, "alright, that's cool, thanks a lot man"...but it didn't stop there. After that, they warned us that they'll have to write up a report next time because they had a softball umpire get fully naked, a few girls said they got creeped out by softball umpires while they were changing, and "because it's a Christian university, you know."
There I was, thinking "man, that Ump Locker would have come in handy"...but then I snapped out of it.
Note: I only specified that they were softball umpires because security explicitly did so themselves.
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