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Originally Posted by Kevin Finnerty
I believe that absolutely every one of us knew that's what you meant, but you were cleverly hoisted on your omission of the word hook.
I will never, ever accept this as anything but a joke of an invention. It belongs on some reality show where inventors get rejected. I'd roll on the floor watching it get presented.
I had a partner wear one of these contraptions. I had to face the outfield between innings so I didn't blow cheese on my uniform when I burst out laughing.
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Which is worse:
1.: The umpire mask hook or
2.: Tucking the throat protector in the back of the belt and letting the mask hang down over your butt.
Haven't seen #1, have seen #2.