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Originally Posted by cc6
I meant the Umpire Mask Hook.
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I believe that absolutely every one of us knew that's what you meant, but you were cleverly hoisted on your omission of the word
hook.
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Originally Posted by cc6
Decent item once people accept it.
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I will never, ever accept this as anything but a joke of an invention. It belongs on some reality show where inventors get rejected. I'd roll on the floor watching it get presented.
I had a partner wear one of these contraptions. I had to face the outfield between innings so I didn't blow cheese on my uniform when I burst out laughing.