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Originally Posted by Ref Ump Welsch
I would have rolled on the floor in hysterical laughter if Padgett would have written a response to his own letter. That would so be him!  |
Actually, I had one composed but I didn't mail it. Here it is:
Dear Editor,
I read with disgust Mark Padgett's letter stating there is no cheating by basketball officials at lower levels. I know for a fact that Mr. Padgett shaved points in a 3rd grade girls game and made one-sided calls during the entire game. I know this because I'm his bookie and he bet $1000 on one of the teams. He made sure that team won and the final score was 156-3. By the way, I also take bets on croquet matches, so if you want to bet, you can find me before games sitting at table seven at the Hooters in Beaverton. I'm the guy with the $50 bill stuck between his teeth.
Yours in crime,
Skippy Weaselpants
Do you think that if I sent it they would print it?
