"Coach, you seriously want me to balk him for BREATHING?" (said in a very "Are you $hitting me?" tone)
"Well, he's moving his hands!"
"I'm not balking him for breathing, sorry." (said half chuckling, as in- it's humerous that he's actually asking for a balk on this)
"So you're not going to enforce the rules?"
"I'm not aware of the rule that says it's a balk for breathing, so I AM enforcing the rules properly." (walk away)
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