I wouldn't qualify glasses as jewelry - like I said, I consider them like a hat.
As far as picking nits, yeah, in hindsight, I kinda figured I did. Not quite sure what's been with me lately, to be quite honest. Seems like my head just isn't on straight, and I'm managing the players and not the game. Maybe I'm just cranky and tired of dealing with sh1theads on the field, which I admit is a bad combination. Fortunately, we're in playoffs now, so the season will be over soon. Should be a nice, 2-month break!
As for the shoelaces, if I happen to glance down and see 'em untied, I let 'em know. Not because they're not worn properly, but because I'm nice like that.
