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Originally Posted by Snaqwells
I've only had a problem one time at an AAU game, and that was when the parent went out of her way to request our names so she could report us "to AAU."
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Stock answer #1: "I'm sorry. We're not allowed to give out our names. It's a rule of the witness protection program."
Stock answer #2: "You'll have to ask our parole officer. He's in the locker room. I can go get him if you like."
Stock answer #3: "I'm Earl Strom. He's Jake O'Donnell."
I never say my name is Skippy Weaselpants. Giving out my real name defeats the purpose.