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Originally posted by Mark Padgett
Anyway, while we were waiting, the kid sticks his finger on the cut knee and gets blood on his hand. I tell him not to do that. He asks why? I tell him it's because he might get knee-monia. He replies "Oh yeah - right." What a maroon.
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Yup,and if he gets blood on his foot,he might get toe-maine poisoning.
Yup,and be reeeel careful about getting dick-theria!
Old,old one,Mark--but still a goodie!