Hey Joel,
What do you say to the crowd if you split your pants up the back in the middle of a game and you don't have a spare pair handy?
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Ready?
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You say, "Sorry folks, but you're going to have to watch the
moon 
over my hammies for the rest of the game."
I know. I know. Sorry, I'll go away now.
SamC