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Originally posted by Jurassic Referee
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Originally posted by Larks
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I'm from Ohio and will fly down for this camp again.[/B]
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Won't your arms get tired?
Is that why you're called Larks?
Isn't Capistrano in California?
What's 6'22",643#,and lives in a tree?
"What do you get when you cross a Lark with a pelican?"
"A sore pelican!"
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Hey...JR made a funny! (Actually I did laugh)
Hey...I'm not fat....just big boned! At least that is what my wife tells me....bada bump.
Here's one...A couple who'd been married for over 50 years was sitting on the sofa, when the wife said, "Dear, do you remember how you used to sit close to me?"
He moved over and sat close to her.
"Dear," she continued, "do you remember how you used to hold me tight?"
He reached over and held her tight.
"And," she went on, "do you remember how you used to hug me and kiss me and nibble on my ear?"
With that, her husband got up and started to walk out of the room.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"Well," answered the husband, "I have to get my teeth."