I know we have posted similar things like this before but I am still chuckling over this from last night.
JV game, I'm BU. First batter of the game walks on 4 pitches, loud parent for the visitors (next to V dugout along 3B line) yells "way to make him work Danny!"
"Danny" promptly takes a sizable lead against the LHP. F1 fires a throw over that picks off Danny easily for the first out. Same parent yells....................wait for it........................wait for it........................
"CALL 'EM BOTH WAYS BLUE!!!"
Oh my gosh, I had to turn around I was laughing so hard!