Originally Posted by NCASAUmp

Oh snap.

Speaking of ex-wife stories...

I was calling an ASA state tourney a few years back. The pitch came in, hit the inside corner of the plate and bounced straight into the batter's... twig and giggleberries. He flinched a bit (as did I), and I held up the next pitch to ask the batter, "batter, are you all right?"

"Oh yeah, my ex wife took those from me a long time ago."

I had to hold up the pitch for another 10 seconds while I regained my composure.