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things you won't hear from a HOCKEY announcer....
"Kobe was clearly dribbling when the defender put his hands on him."
"When Lebron goes right to the hole, he'll hit it every time."
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HOMER: Just gimme my gun.
CLERK: Hold on, the law requires a five-day waiting period; we've got run a background check...
HOMER: Five days???? But I'm mad NOW!!
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