My first thought when reading the OP was what would Coach Musgjerd do if her team had hit the walk-off home run and her players high-fived the BR as she came around third base?
Think she would be running out there demanding that her player be called out because "the rules are the rules and they need to be enforced?"
What would she do if that was called against her...pitch a major fit, I'm guessing.....Sounds like a typical coach to me.
As for Steve and Big Slick...what happens when the refreshments run out?
I think I can faintly hear Dueling Banjos in the background......
(D*mn...somebody beat me to the Dueling Banjos reference!)