[zeedonk]

First, how in the world did this dink get your phone number a year after this "incident"?

Second, has any other official been contacted by this nut job? If so, don't pass go, go directly to your assignor/chapter president with this garbage and get as far away as possible.

Don't call her, don't respond, don't do anything. If you get a subpoena (not a letter- ignore letters) to testify at this sure to be disaster of a divorce trial, contact an attorney and ask how to politely decline to testify. This will probably be a small piece of this dinks' master plan, and if her attorney actually wants to call your testimony, he or she is an idiot as well. Being put on a witness list is one thing, ignoring a subpoena is another.

If, for some reason, you actually get into the witness stand, say "no" when asked if you know the dad (because you don't). Let the clown attorney trot out the oh-so-relevant rec league hoops incident. Say "yes" when asked if you remember that, because you do. Tell mouthpiece what happened and call it a day, because that's all you can possibly say.

Unless, of course, you happen to be the "other man" - then there are a few more questions the now brilliant attorney can ask you...

God, I love being a lawyer.... this stuff is great.

Z