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character witness
A couple of years ago at the end of a rec league game, I had a dad come out on the court and tell me, among other things, that I was a no good son of a b*tch. I was unimpressed. I told him he was not qualified to criticize me and dismissed him with a wave of the hand.
Tonight I got a call from the guy's wife. It seems that they are in the midst of divorce proceedings and have accusations against each other about less than perfect behavior. She wanted to know if I would mind testifying about the above incident as an example of her husband's true character, more or less.
Anybody ever seen anything like this, and what would you have told her?
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I swear, Gus, you'd argue with a possum.
It'd be easier than arguing with you, Woodrow.
Lonesome Dove
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