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Originally Posted by bkbjones
I bet Darth Vader didn't/hasn't/won't have trouble with those feisty fouls, lazy/careless catchers or pitchers who can't/won't read signs. In fact, I know an umpire featured in the last Olympics who would have loved to have been wearing full Darth gear at her UCLA @ UW game.
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Full Darth gear:
bionic hand, two bionic legs, an iron lung, burns to 75% of your body, the loss of the love of your life, but the cool ability to to stop coaches from complaining.
"Ball" in a deep booming voice.
"Ball? that pitch was right down the middle of the plate. Are you blind?" shout the coach.
"I find your lack of faith disturbing"
"gaa gaa" gasps the coach.