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Old Tue Apr 28, 2009, 03:18pm
MichaelVA2000 MichaelVA2000 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bniu View Post
There are 4 kinds of umpires:

First kind will say they have a gun

Second kind will say they have a gun and show the gun

Third kind will say it, show it, and point it

Fourth kind will say it, show it, point it, and pull the trigger!
You missed the fifth kind.

The fifth kind just pulls the gun out and blasts away.
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