In our first year class last week
the instructor was whispering to us that he probably calls two 3-second violations per year. I started snickering so bad that everyone was looking at me. All I was doing was picturing a post on this board where 3-seconds was discussed which went something like this:
1 second
(thinking) "Man I hope this game ends soon"
2 seconds
"I wonder where we're gonna go to eat after the game"
3 seconds
"Look at that blonde in the third row"
4 seconds
"Hey 33 get out of there"
5 seconds
"I wonder if that blonde wants to go out to eat with us afterwards"
6 seconds
"Mmmm, me with a blonde and some brownpop"
(insert Homer Simpson voice here)
7 seconds
Oh well, gotta blow it
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