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			On an in-the-park HR last night... 
 
Me (to F4): Call the cops. 
F4: Why?? 
Me: That runner blew through every stop sign on his way home.  He MUST be drunk.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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				Dave 
 
I haven't decided if I should call it from the dugout or the outfield.  Apparently, both have really great views! 
 
Screw green, it ain't easy being blue! 
 
I won't be coming here that much anymore.  I might check in now and again.
			 
		
		
		
		
		
	
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