"You could have the Spam, eggs, Spam and bacon. That's got less spam than the Spam, bacon, Spam, sausage and Spam."
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Our main weapon is fear. Fear and surprise and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Among our weapons are fear, surprise, and almost fanatical devotion to the Pope and a particularly annoying unwillingness to consider any other position!!"
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