As our high school season gets underway, I want to make sure you're not
that umpire.
You know the one. The "other umpire" who allowed the girl to put tape over her earrings to cover it up. The guy who decides to overlook the little circular bandaid covering their nose stud. The homer who didn't make them take off the braided string bracelet.
Hey pal, I got something to say to you. Don't make my job tougher in my game by not enforcing the rules in your game.
Ok, I'm done now.