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Originally Posted by NCASAUmp
Simple. Goes like this...
"Oh coach, I'm not batting so well today."
"No problem, Mary. Fake an injury and we'll go shorthanded. After your batting spot is skipped, we'll put you back on defense in this tight game."
"Thanks, coach! You're swell!"
Okay, cheesy, I know. But don't think for a moment that a coach wouldn't pull that if given the option.
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"Oh, coach, it's so hot. And, if I have to field a ball, I might break a nail."
"Mary, we would forfeit if you don't play. I know you like to hit, so how about if we just say you are injured, and you can hit so we don't forfeit." Meanwhile, Coach is thinking "She isn't any help on defense, anyway; always thinking she might break a nail if she actually had to field the ball."