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Old Mon Mar 02, 2009, 04:42pm
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Originally Posted by NCASAUmp View Post
Simple. Goes like this...

"Oh coach, I'm not batting so well today."

"No problem, Mary. Fake an injury and we'll go shorthanded. After your batting spot is skipped, we'll put you back on defense in this tight game."

"Thanks, coach! You're swell!"

Okay, cheesy, I know. But don't think for a moment that a coach wouldn't pull that if given the option.
But that would result in an out. The advantage to not playing defense is the question.
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