Tonight I was not scheduled to work tonight, so I went to watch a game with a friend. Well actually I was originally going to work, but because of some circumstances I voluntarily got off the game and went to watch my friends instead.
My partners had two games and before I left the house I looked right at my bag as if I was going to take it with me and did nothing.
Then in the first game, one of my friends got hurt where he thinks he might have pulled a groin muscle or hamstring and guess who had to work in this place? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! !!!!
Fortunately my friend and I are not too far off in size, so I was able to wear all his uniform without much of a problem.
So let this be a lesson to all of you, if you go watch someone work a game, bring your stuff.
This has been a public service announcement brought to you by your fellow officials. 
Peace