This was right after the LeBron James crab dribble nonsense.
BJV game where a player from the home team dribbles down the middle of the lane, and attempts a lay-up and is fouled. Player didn't even come close to traveling yet the coach for the visit team is beside himself.
Coach: "You can't let him do that. You can't crab dribble!"
Me:
Guess it was only a matter of time.