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					Originally Posted by Mark Padgett  Well, since you asked, I'll tell you.  After every game, I get packed in ice and put in a private jet to the Mayo clinic where they pump me full of painkillers and perform a frontal lobotomy.  After a few hundred more lobotomies, I'll qualify to be a television commentator.    | 
	
 Hahaha. Any chance I could use that private jet to get to some congressional hearings in DC?