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Originally Posted by bc7
Bad news is that I'm only 23. I can't imagine how bad it will be when I'm an old man  |
Well, since you asked, I'll tell you. After every game, I get packed in ice and put in a private jet to the Mayo clinic where they pump me full of painkillers and perform a frontal lobotomy. After a few hundred more lobotomies, I'll qualify to be a television commentator.