So I see there is a lot of love for Jon Diebler on this site, but I would like to point you all toward Mark "The Shark" Titus and his contribution to society. If you're in to wasting a little bit of time, read his blog. Pretty hilarious. Especially the "Love in an Elevator" entry.
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Sorry, but surfing the net for stupid stuff is one of my other hobbies besides officiating.