Funny story on a partner working a holiday tourney at a small Christian school in Hawaii a few years back. Partner was a "couple" pounds overweight and late in the first half he split his pants from zipper to back. Unfortunately he was wearing white underwear...dude was visible from satellites orbiting the earth. In the dressing room at halftime, another official from our association who happened to teach at the school came in laughing, not so much at my poor partner's bad luck, but at the the reaction of the kids on the bench she was sitting near. She heard the kids say, in standard local pidgen, "Hey look, ref gotta puka [hole] in his akole [butt]". I still laugh everytime I see that unfortunate partner.
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