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I'm R, on opening tip white gains possesion and point guard pulls ball back in their front court to set play up. Loud tweet as I signal over and back, point to spot and head south, pleased that my first call was a good, sharp, clear cut one.

But wait, I'm looking at volleyball court markings which are 6-7 feet inside division line..........oops.

Fast forward a few years,after National Anthem, partner asks what's on the seat of my pants and hopes it's not what it looks like. Apparently I sat on some chocolate in locker room. Quick visit back to locker room, scrub it off, and now it looks like I wet my pants.

I love this game.