Comments I can Neither confirm nor deny making:
Coach "You can't call that"
Anon Ref "Yes I can. I just did"
Coach "Are you gonna get them out of the lane?"
Anon Ref "I am going to give their bigs as much time in the paint as I give yours"
Coach "I felt that was a push off"
Anon Ref "Coach, I can validate your feelings that it was a push off. However, you player slid into them"
Coach "I have never had my feelings validated by a ref"
Coach " That was a GD MF jig. The player did a jig and then YOU call a foul on my player?"
Anon Ref "Coach, 2 things. 1. They werent doing a jig so much as they were doing the Mambo and 2. I guarantee had your player not fouled the player was going to commit a travel violation
Next game
Coach "So Mr Ref. are we going to be doing the Mambo tonite?"
Anon Ref "Sorry coach, but there are Tango lessons next door if you are interested!"
Coach "That is not right. You kicked the rule. My husband is a referee, I know the rule"
Anon Ref "Coach I know EXACTLY who your husband is and you can go home, tell him the play and he will tell you I am right. All in a loving manner I am sure!"
As I said, I can neither confirm nor deny who make those commentsv
