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Originally Posted by Welpe
Go Rice Owls. 
I didn't realize how many Texans were on the forum. It looks like I'll be in good company when I move to Houston next year. |
Just don't lump my fat butt with the Texans. I lived there for most of my life but I refused to join the club. Didn't even own a pickup the whole time I lived there!
Back in the olden days of the Southwest Conference, the Humble Network (Humble pretty much = Exxon) carried all of the football games. This was back so long ago that Rice had a good football team. Anyway, just before kickoff of one game featuring those nice Christian kids of SMU v. the nice Christian kids of Rice, the guy doing play by play says, "Let's go down to the field to listen to this big cheer from the Southern Methodist student body!"
So they did...
"What comes out of a Chinaman's @$$? Rice! Rice! Rice!"